TARALOMA Earth Temple wouldn't be complete without a little mischief.  This temple is committed to being a safe haven for witches who suffered during the terrible times of the Inquisitions in their past lives, including these two clowns: Nikki the Know-It-All from North Dakota and Marge (who makes marvelous muffins) from Minnesota.  Together these two hoots span both sides of the Red River Valley to keep us balanced and giggling.  

Nikki is very sensitive she mostly hides in her house in the woods wearing her aluminum hat (with her magic crystal tapped to it).  Nikki silently judges you as she knows everything because she has downloaded millions of messages from the spirit world and the aliens.  She has offered to share her transmitions with TARALOMA Earth Temple to guide humans on the path to enlightenment.  She also reads Tarot, performs ecstatic dance rituals and lives with too many cats to count.  Nikki has perfected the talent of catching indoor bugs in cups and she is currently performing sacred bee ceremonies (using her shamanic kazoo) so we don't kill all of our vegetation and harm our sacred bodies with all of humanity's toxic pollution.

Marge works her magic in the kitchen.  She makes mean muffins stuffed with kale and all the organic nutrients that your body needs to live life to the fullest.  She is so excited to share her recipes and her muffins with the world.  She also consumes inordinate amounts of coffee and very few know her secret recipe to brew the perfect pot.  Upon her arrival at TARALOMA Earth Temple, Marge agreed to share her secret recipes for the benefit of humankind.  Marge keeps us all from burning anyone at the stake with her strong work ethic "Never burn your own muffins because in God's eyes, we're all His yummy muffins."